January 2011
The best excuse. :))
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
OH LOL
When your crush looks at you.
loovehurtswhetheritsrightorwrong:
felixfeliciz:
peverellcoatofarms:
flyingmoustache:
Crush be like:
While he’s still looking, you do:
The minute he’s out of sight:
But he goes back and looks at you again so you:
After he’s really went away:
The true meaning of "Just a Dream"
melancholy-hill:
Nelly’s sister died of leukemia in 2005. Since then, he hasn’t been writing songs. Then, his sister came in a dream. She told his to write a song to sooth him. Listen to the song. The lyrics have so much more meaning now…
“I was thinking ‘bout her, thinking about me
Thinking about us, what we gonna be,
open my eyes, and it’s only just a dream.
So I travel back, down that...
A virgin girl is always teased by her classmates....
cauldron-bum:
theboywiththebread:
fourteendaysoftherapy:
diveintotheunknown:
snapeandshampoo:
pandapotter:
thesweetestsymphony:
missmallows:
“I can be like you anytime I want. But no matter how hard you try, you’ll never be like me anymore.”
Reblogging like shit. Imma shove this into my boyfriend’s face, nicely. :)
lolburrrrrrrrn
BURN.
BITCH GOT PWNED.
PWNED...
Don't ever use someone's past against them.
whoseuhhlei:
jarellz0rzy:
You’re just reminding them of the mistakes they made back then. If you watch their facial expression carefully, then you’ll see the hurt in their eyes as they reminisce everything that happened.
Never use emotion as a weapon, it strikes deeper than you can imagine.
Someone read my mind.
When my crush says my name.
paatricejunsayy:
Outside:
Inside my head:
“Severus Snape wasn’t yours. Snape was Dumbledore’s, Dumbledore’s from the moment...”
– Harry Potter (via delacours)
The best part of a relationship, is getting to...
Days... (Harry Potter edition)
thelordvoldemort:
When you hate everyone and everything:
When everything is wonderful and beautiful:
When you just don’t give a damn:
When you want to die:
When you find someone lovely to have a conversation with (new or old friend):
When some prick/bitch breaks your heart:
When your friends try to cheer you up:
When all your friends don’t invite you out with a group:
...
Isang gabi niyaya ng batang lalaki ang kalaro...
Boy: Laro tayo.
Girl: Anong laro?
Boy: Tagu-taguan.
Girl: Gabi na eh.
Boy: Sige na...
Girl: Bakit ngayon pa?
Boy: Because tonight will be the night that I would fall for you.
Girl: Ulet?
Boy: Over again.
Girl: Wag na!
Boy: Don't make me change my mind.
Girl: Bukas na lang.
Boy: I won't live to see another day.
Girl: Weh? Di nga?
Boy: I swear its true.
Girl: Bakit kasi taguan pa?
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find.
Girl: Anooooo?
Boy: You're impossible to find.
dakotabitch:
He stops talking to me.
Talks to other girls
Feel like killing those bitches
I settle with the fact that he doesn’t like me
OMG HE JUST SAID HI TO ME
Hopes going up
And then he does it again
…. I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY ME.
I like when a guy,
-veronicajeean:
Pinches my cheeks
Plays with my hair
Asks for a hug
Steals something I own and makes me run after him
Feeds me
Makes silly faces
Eats like a pig without being embarrassed
Tells me I look beautiful in sweats with no make up on
Sings me to sleep
Puts his arms around my waist
Surprises me from the back and covers my eyes
Lets me borrow his jacket
REBLOG IF YOU'RE AGAINST BABY ABORTIONS. →
jennyboo95:
kreeshzkie:
junelilboo:
omg I cry when I look at this picture :’(
what the.. =(
- i swear i hate when i see shit like this. if your not gonna keep your own child then why have SEX? Certain people out there can’t even have babies! but dumb fucks out there really…
We're teenagers. We hate school. Our cellphones...
